We're giving you beef jerky in a box, any more questions?
When is my meat delivered?
Whenever you command my lord. Actually, no. It's sent on the 15th of every month — we're serving a lot of lords.
How much beef jerky do I get?
We don't want you gnawing on twigs, so we're going to Brazilian buffet your ass. There are at least three bags in every box. Plus as many sticks and slabs as we can cram in there. If you need to see it for yourself, here's what is in a box.
Do you ship internationally?
Not yet jerky friend (ami, 友人, amigo, vän, etc.), but really soon. Sign up for an account and we'll let you know when it's time.
What flavors of meat do I get?
It's eff'n meat in a box, just eat it and be happy ... only kidding my lord. We're giving you all kinds of greatness and variety each month. Teriyaki, Chipotle, BBQ, Bacon, Smokey, Original. You get the picture.
Stick in a Box sounds an awful lot like Dick in a Box. Coincidence?
Nope. JT and Mr. Samberg inspired us. When you're done with your meat, do with the box what you must.
Who's behind this?
A king of course. One that was unfortunately named after a queen (Dana) and has forever been in search of mankingdom redemption. In other words, overcompensating with loving beef jerky.
Can ladies purchase Stick in a Box?
Don't be turned away by all of this man and king talk, ladies. We're all bark and no bite. Truth be told, their is nothing that makes us happier than to give you our meat. (There we go again.)
Is this one of those artisan jerky services?
WTF is an artisan? It kinda sounds like 'fart is sin' so I doubt it.
Are you just sending me jerky I can buy at the store?
What do we look like, Tom Thumb? We're all about quality and quantity. We selflessly spent months trying all kinds of jerky — just for you. Your welcome by the way. Sure, some of the stuff you'll get each month is jerky you could get at the store ('cause it's frickin' good) and some you never know existed ... unless you knew Skeeter's uncle, Slim (which we do).
How can I get my jerky in your box?
Assuming you're not trolling us, and this is a serious question, you can send an email to the big man. We're always looking for the next 'Skeeter's uncle, Slim'.
I have a promo code for a monthly subscription, but can't find where to put the code?
Alright, first-world-problem, here's what you do: on the page where you create your login, look for the link "Add Coupon" in the upper right-hand corner of the right image. Here's a screen shot to help.
Your pop-ups are annoying as sh*t.
Thank you? Honestly, some techie did one of them and we can't figure out how to turn it off. Deal with it — we are.